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July 1st, 2009

11:40 am: For Jeanette and Cameron and anyone else who still follows this LJ
--Went to Fairfield yesterday to see Amma. Always a nice way to recharged my batteries.

--Signed up for 48 Hour Film Project, but there's something tying up the registration. On the upside, we have a new HD camcorder and a digital sound recorder which will hopefully bring up the level of production.

Since you may not remember, and to push those awful Twilight posts off the page, here are the
previous two 48 Hour movies we've done.

"Tale of the Toe" 2006 (careful the loud beep at the beginning)


"Brutality" 2007


June 26th, 2009

09:25 am: I think this expresses how I feel
...and why I'm shocked by people's reaction to Twilight...



Thanks to the people at Rebelious Pixels for showing how a woman SHOULD react to men like this.

L

May 16th, 2009

11:22 am: Porkins' Ghost. Vaudeville Mews 05/15/09
Live!


Photo by Lynda

More pics )

Overall, I feel pretty good. Made some good contacts, drank some Old Main Off Kilter, played well. I know what I have to do to improve my part of the band. The next one will be much better.

May 12th, 2009

06:54 pm: What is happening to writing?
THIS is the book and movie everyone is going crazy over?

"Who gets to ask the questions tomorrow?" I asked quizzically.
"I don't know," Edward retorted.
"Is it you?" I wondered musingly.
"I think I get to answer the questions tomorrow," he remarked cheekily.
"Oh really?" I huffed angrily.
"Oh yes!" he chortled naughtily.

--Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Compared to:

Pandemonium, city of devils and their torments, could scarcely have been noisier than that Mexican town, as cracks scurried like lizards along the walls of its buildings, prying apart the walls of Don Angel's hacienda with their long creepy fingers, until it simply fell away like an illusion, a movie facade, and through the surging dust cloud of its collapse we were returned to the pitching, bucking streets, running for our lives, not knowing which way to run but running, anyway, while tiles fell from roofs and trees were flung into the air and sewage burst upwards from the streets and houses exploded and suitcases long stored in attics began to rain down from the sky.
The Ground Beneath Her Feet by Salman Rushdie

"The man plays with language like the pizza chef tossing his dough around in the air. You owe it to yourself to read Salman Rushdie at least once in your life. Just like you owe it to yourself to never read Twilight." --Lynda

May 3rd, 2009

08:13 pm: Wild Buffalo Underground Dub Society
I think I have mentioned before, I'm playing with a reggae band. I've been with them for
a few months now, and I've ran hot and cold about sticking around; I just wasn't sure if it
was really what I wanted to put time into.

Lately, though, things are blowing up. We played at an art opening for local artist Jill Wells last month to positive reviews. Jill's boyfriend Laradee sat in with the group a couple times and sounded great. The final piece of the puzzle fell into place last Friday night when Laradee, Kajo, and Kali, all from Nigeria, showed up. We miked everyone up and started recording based on MY impromptu bassline! The room just exploded with music and good vibes.
Three hours later, we had 3 or 4 songs in the can, and everyone was sweating and smiling.

You can hear the music at www.myspace.com/dubiowa

Wild BUDS are:

Larry Enos (aka Salaryman aka Thumper): Bass
George Lane: Guitar, Vocals
Elliot Keosis: Drums
Doug Proffitt: Hand Percussion
Jeremy Gary: Tenor Saxophone, Melodica, vocals

Laradee, Kajo, and Kali: Vocals.

I really have to give a shout out to Traci regarding this: she turned me on to "The Harder They Come", Burning Spear, and so much more beyond Bob Marley and the other usual suburban reggae suspects. I'm also doing my best to inject some African influences-with the help of the new singers-from Fela Kuti, and other West African music.

Pictures are coming.

Thanks,

L

Current Location: Mars Cafe

April 28th, 2009

11:43 pm: an ode
"when i was a kid, i would get these headaches, and i went to the doctor, and they said that i needed glasses. i didn’t understand that. it didn’t make sense to me because i could see fine. and then i get the glasses, and i put them on, and i’m in the car on the way home, and suddenly i yell… because the big green blobs that i had been staring at my whole life, they weren’t big green blobs. they were leaves on trees. i could see the leaves. and i didn’t even know i was missing the leaves. i didn’t even know that leaves existed, and then… leaves!"

Ampeg, YOU are glasses!!!



I love you!!!

April 12th, 2009

01:39 pm: This post has nothing to do with Bunnies or Jesus.
In what is apparently an attempt to drag me back from the Funky Jazz planet I've been living on,
I've been sent this album:


Chris Squire/Fish Out of Water (1975)

During a break after the release of Relayer, members of Yes took a break and recorded solo albums, this is probably the best one.

April 11th, 2009

12:06 pm: Check it out!!!!!


Yes, no logo. And no apostrophe. I'm
sure every band had their name misspelled on their first
flier.

but for now...

Rock. And. Roll.

Be there. Aloha.

Current Location: Taco John's
Current Music: "Hang Up Your Hangups" Herbie Hancock

April 5th, 2009

09:52 pm: Inspirations and Aspirations
In honor of getting my favorite acoustic back, and in anticipation of what I hope will be the glorious natural reverb of the loft, I thought I'd post three great acoustic clips of my three favorite songwriters right now. Hopefully you will enjoy them as well.

Ryan Adams "Cobwebs"


Neil Young "Don't Let it Bring You Down"



Dylan "It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Bleeding".


Jeff Tweedy "Cars Can't Escape"


Mike talks about the Cafistro on Sunday nights as a really good, supportive atmosphere. I'll have to go check it out. Either way, I feel really good right now. Let's see if anything comes of it.

Current Location: BK
Current Music: "Cars Can't Escape" Jeff Tweedy

April 3rd, 2009

06:33 pm: Music!
Get yourself a cold beverage, turn the lights down low, and go to this link:

http://thru-you.com/

You can thank me later.

L
PS In other news, two new items on Thinkgeek that made me squee a little:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/musical-instruments/aa64/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html

Current Location: Mars Cafe
Current Music: "Rocks Off" Rolling Stones

March 24th, 2009

05:19 pm: Thank Facebook's easy access and Twitter
Since Facebook is right on my phone, and I'm on Twitter, LJ
doesn't get much love these days.

But for those still checking in:

Radiohead tells Miley Cyrus, "B--i-i-i-i-i-tch Please...."
http://tinyurl.com/aqj92x

Mayer and Aniston: a desperate grab at Linds' attention
http://tinyurl.com/c6kgq6

In other news, been finally taking the Canon out and taking some pictures:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23559424@N05/

Also, learning about After Effects and Photoshop to prepare for shooting this summer!

Speaking of shooting, a buddy of mine and I are talking about
heading up north to kill zombies at an interestingly-themed 3-gun
competition:
http://www.dpmsinc.com/outbreak/

Stay Classy, Livejournal!

March 9th, 2009

07:55 am: Finally! Pictures.





You can see these also at Lynda's Flickr site: http://www.flickr.com/photos/steamertrunk/

February 22nd, 2009

06:40 pm: A real post...
Update is now.

1 week until moving into the killer bachelor pad.

The Porkins' Ghost track "It Came From Duane Arnold" will be on the compilation "Under the Microscope Vol. 5" released May 15. No word on if we are playing the CD release party. In case you can't wait, you can listen and download the track at http://www.porkinsghost.com

I'm actually thinking of having SMASH do a run of Porkins' Ghost shirts as well. I'll let you know if your interested. They'll be the name in the Star Wars font like on the main page.

Spent the last two weekends watching LOST Season 4, this show continues to amaze me--I have to catch up to this season online, and rent Season 3. Ben Linus has to be one of the most fascinating characters in the history of televison, but my favorite character is Daniel Faraday.

04:18 pm: for Facebook...
If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 44 things about your friends, and let them learn 44 things about you!

1. Do you like blue cheese? Not until a couple years ago when Chris and Aaron introduced me to Blue Cheese from
Someplace in Davenport. I wish they would tell me where because it’s driving me crazy. Now I love it.

2. Have you ever been drunk? Are you kidding me? I worked in bars for 10 years.

3. Do you own a gun? Not anymore. Used to have a nice Auto Ordnance 1911 .45 I sold when I came back to the States.

4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite? Cherry!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I depends on what it’s for.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I used to love them, but nowadays, I prefer brats.

7. Favorite Christmas movie? Die Hard. Close second, Lethal Weapon…

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Morning Thunder tea from Celestial Seasonings.

9. Can you do push ups? I could crank out probably ten right now…not much more.

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? I don’t wear any jewelry. Maybe a Casio Gshock, but I don’t think that counts.

11. Favorite hobby? Playing the bass.

12. Do you have A.D.D.? Well, I…what? Um…what was the question? I think ADD is an early symptom of our brains
Trying to adapt to the flood of info that happens everyday.

13. What's your favorite shoe? Converse Chuck Taylors and Doc Marten Ronnie Boots

14. Middle name? AAAALLLL- VIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? I wonder how much knock-off Docs cost?
“LOST” is the greatest TV Show ever. This is really loud for a library.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Sweet Tea, Diet Coke, Michelob Dunkelweisse

17. Current worry? Money. I have lots of people to pay back over the coming months, and I really need
A decent bass amplifier if Porkins’ Ghost is playing out.

18. Current hate right now? Nothing really. Don’t catch me waiting for a table at HuHot on a Friday
Night, you might get a different story! LOL

20. How did you bring in the New Year? Hanging with Dave and Karri and watching Firefly.

21. Where would you like to go? Paris.

22. Name three people who will complete this? Anyone who hasn’t done it yet.

23. Do you own slippers? Big, furry, black panther slippers. Ask Mike; they are cool as the other side of the pillow.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? BLACK.

25. Do you like sleeping on Satin sheets? Slippery!

26. Can you whistle? Yeah.

27. Favorite color? Black, but since Dave will say that’s not a color: Purple.

28. Would you be a pirate? Hellz Yeah!

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t really sing pop songs, but I have run out of the shower to sing horn lines into a tape recorder before!

30. Favorite Girl's Name? Anastasia

31. Favorite boy's name? Rickson

32. What's in your pocket right now? Zippo lighter, Swiss Army knife, ID case, Money Clip, guitar picks and change.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Riffing on Meet the Press this morning.

34. Best bed sheets as a child? I think I had Star Wars sheets too.

35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child? I tore my the bottom of my foot open on a busted gate and nearly lost
My littlest toe—had to have stitches. I also had a nasty ingrown toenail Senior Year.

36. Do you love where you live? Ask me in a WEEK!!

38. Who is your loudest friend? Annette

39. How many dogs do you have? Zero.

40. Does someone have a crush on you? I only know of one, but she’s already my girlfriend, so I don’t think it counts.
If someone knows, please tell me—I won’t rat you out.

41. What is your favorite book? Bhagavad Gita

42. What is your favorite candy? Hollow Chocolate Bunnies

43. Favorite Sports Team? Gracie Barra

44. What song do you want played at your funeral? “Sleepwalk” by Santo and Johnny

45. Current favorite song? “Song for the Deaf” by Queens of the Stone Age

February 9th, 2009

09:38 pm: And in the end...


Billy Joe's employees past and present join onstage for Don McLean's "American Pie" on the final night of business.

There's a lot of things I could say, but right now it's good to see everyone smiling and having a good time. I'll leave it at that.

January 25th, 2009

01:06 am: Pitching
Okay, so the Art Center is holding a film competition focusing on Iowa Filmmakers
http://www.desmoinesartcenter.org/calendar/images/Prospectus%20and%20Entry%20Form.pdf

Now, I may do this, I would have an unprecedented 45 or so day shooting schedule, or I may wait and do what I planned to do: take some time to get moved, and focus on getting some new equipment and shoot for the Interrobang Film Festival during the Des Moines Art Festival
http://www.desmoinesartfestival.org/home/film_festival.php

The real question is, what to do next?

I have two ideas cooking:

The Bitches of Madison County
A 70's style exploitation heist/chase movie. Four bored housewives rob the bagmen for a multistate meth cartel and are pursued by a Iraqi War vet. Think "Devil's Rejects" meets "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" meets "Big Bad Mama". I already have the treatment written, and it's in the index card/prewriting stage. This would almost have to wait for Spring to shoot, since it involves a car chase on a gravel road and a big "Wild Bunch" style shoot out as a grand finale.

Untitled Kids Fantasy Movie
This is still working itself out. It involves a non-existent Medieval Des Moines, kids, a race of giant Amazon women, swordfights, blood and guts, Eastsiders in leather armor, Westsiders in chainmail, the "true capital" of Polk City, and anachronisms by the score. Think "Princess Bride" meets "Narnia" meets "Conan the Barbarian" and "Flesh and Blood". I'm thinking of scoring it with edits from Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring".

In the meantime, I'm teaching myself Blender so I can produce the Rockets and Rayguns "Flash Gordon (1980)"/Republic Serials-esque serial idea for YouTube that won't let me forget about it.

Whew!

Oh, and I'm moving next week. Eventually, I think I'm going to reside at the National Biscuit Flats downtown.

Any ideas on the above pitches would be welcome.

Current Music: "Loose" The Stooges

January 20th, 2009

12:03 pm: ...and I ain't cutting this...


My fellow citizens,

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.

Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents.

So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.

These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met.

On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted — for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things — some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.

For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn.

Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act — not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. All this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions — who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them— that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day — because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control — and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our Gross Domestic Product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on the ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart — not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake. And so to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort — even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West — know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment — a moment that will define a generation — it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends — honesty and hard work, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism — these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.

This is the price and the promise of citizenship.

This is the source of our confidence— the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed — why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:

"Let it be told to the future world...that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive ... that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet [it]."

America. In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.

January 14th, 2009

09:44 pm: "I ate all the rest, and now I gotta eat you..."
So thanks to Mike, and "Talledega Nights", I've watched Monster Magnet's "Space Lord"
video like five times in a row.



I've noticed something in the 10 years(!) between now and then.

--Twiggy Ramirez, ubiquitous bass player, is the weirdo riding in the Trans Am.

--It's similarity to a video I saw in a club a few years ago:



If only life were like that video. Some days, I miss Vegas...

04:02 pm: Candidate #1 -- UPDATED!!
This is the place I'm touring tomorrow.

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/apa/991505108.html

"Located right in the heart of the Western Gateway Park.
Has a fantastic view of downtown.

Bay window, hardwood floors, limited access building, on-site manager.

On-site coin-operated laundry facilities.

Heat, water and trash included.
Tenant pays electric and cooking gas.

Renovated in 2002. New cabinets, countertop, appliances.

Be right in the middle to the action for Art in the Park, concerts, soon to be a world class sculpture garden.

Coffeeshop on the first floor."





Lindsay was right-it's really small, although they have Murphy Beds, which I thought was cool. Also parking amounts to another $50 a month. Keep looking!

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